some of you would benefit from a walk outside, a nice treat and maybe an enema
the way some artists are out there telling their fans to get a life or stop taking selfies at shows etc etc meanwhile harry is thanking his fans endlessly and telling us that we inspire him
now that love on tour is over I have a few things to sa–*has blog obliterated*
can’t get his slutty waist out of my mind
we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe.
“I don’t need it,” I say as I check my bank account for the 4th time
I hope he’s hungover and slept in and that he had the best time last night and I hope we get our ‘thank you’ post and then don’t hear from him for 2983492847 years